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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

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Real relationships,

Will go through hell together. They’ll want to punch each other in the face sometimes and want to give up on everything. Yet no matter how many fights they go through or how many times they said they were done, they were never really done because they knew that they couldn’t be done with someone who means that much to them.

(Source: tamianguyen)

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

When a fan asked where she could view his McDonalds commercial. [VIDEO]

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: crazedhumor)

Posted 1 week ago
  1. british: american people are so annoying
  2. chinese: american people are so annoying
  3. mexicans: american people are so annoying
  4. french: american people are so annoying
  5. americans: we are so annoying
  6. canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
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I’ve had to do this before…

I’ve had to do this before…